The most hilarious Paragraph generator ever

Basically it tells you to type in some type of word (Verb, Country, Name, anything) and it takes a paragraph and replaces some of the words with it. Sounds like some grammar test right? WRONG. It makes the most hilarious paragraphs ever. Here are some examples I made

Hello, folks. We're live at the Sydney Olympics. Everyone is very excited about the Killing race. All eyes will be on Daisy who is representing Afghanistan. Daisy has already won 0 medals here in Sydney.

Here come the athletes now! Daisy looks a little Fuckable as she gets ready to race. And they're off. Daisy and Martha Washington are neck and neck as they near the finish line. The crowd is on their feet Fucking. Daisy has won, and it's a world record!

We quickly move to the medal ceremony. This is very emotional. We just heard that this is Daisy 's last Olympics. Tears are in Daisy 's eyes as the Afghanistan flag is raised and “Through the Fire and the Flames” is played. It's a(n) Sexy day for Daisy and all the people from Afghanistan.

I had absolutely no idea it would turn out like this. Thats the fun part xD. Just search Wacky Web Tales on Google. Youll find it

This is the most Hilarious this ever:

Hi, I'm Osama Bin Laden , and I want to tell you all about the new Dick.

Have you seen the new Dick? It's fantastic! It will Bomb and Kill with no problems at all. To use the Dick, all you need are a few Bawlz. Yes, folks, it's that easy.

Tired of always having to Fucking? Well, now you can relax and let the Sexy Dick do all the work.

Our customers love the Dick!

Barack Obama said, “After using the Dick, I'll never go back to using the Vagina. Why bother?”

This Sexy Dick is available at any store that also sells Sluts. For a limited time, we are including a bonus Slut with each Dick that you purchase. That's right, folks. Buy the Dick and get the Slut absolutely free!

We are also running a contest. The next 100 people who buy a(n) Dick will be entered in a contest to win a lifetime supply of Hoes!

Visit your local Wal Mart and pick up the Dick. Act now, while supplies last!

Good evening, I'm Sir Penis, and this is a special report from NASA. Strange things are occurring during this important mission to the Moon. As most of the world knows, the astronauts on this mission are studying whether or not it is possible to Cum on the Moon. Today, two of the astronauts, Slutface and his vaginal itching, were outside the space shuttle performing tests. The astronauts reported that an alien spacecraft with Penis lights landed next to the space shuttle. More than over 9000 aliens left the spacecraft and Cummed over to the astronauts. Astronaut Slutface said, “The aliens are about over9000 feet tall, and they have Cumming skin. We think they are bell end, but we are not sure.” The astronauts have been trying to talk to the aliens. “Communication has been difficult,” astronaut his vaginal itching told officials at NASA. “The aliens make sounds like Penismon when they are talking.” The aliens stayed on the Moon for about an hour before they got back into their spacecraft and flew away. Before they left, they gave the astronauts one My mother. NASA officials think this is a token of friendship and hope we see our alien friends again. I'm Sir Penis, and this has been a special report. Thank you.

OMG LMFAO

Ikr

Wow.

Wow is right D:

It's most likely correct.

intreging

Perfect.